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News Type: Event — Sat Jul 11, 2009 9:44 PM EDT
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Today on the radio the DJ said "lower than a snake's ankles" and it made me laugh.
But that doesn't beat "Lower than whale sh-t," an expression I heard years ago from a delightful woman who makes the most awesome, delicious, incredible pies I've ever eaten.
Her pies are the best and can't be beat. To date, her "lower than whale sh-t" expression is the best, too.
What's your favorite "lower than" expression?
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{"commentId":8164300,"authorDomain":"wordsperswade"}
Is lower than a snake's belly lower than a snake's ankles?
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- 5 votes
#1 - Sat Jul 11, 2009 9:46 PM EDT{"commentId":8164528,"authorDomain":"susibv"}
Lower than a dead donkey's balls.
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- 5 votes
#2 - Sat Jul 11, 2009 10:03 PM EDT{"commentId":8166329,"authorDomain":"pennid"}
Can't top that one, for sure.
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- 1 vote
{"commentId":8166791,"authorDomain":"susibv"}
Well, there is one but it's crossing the line.....LOL!
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- 3 votes
{"commentId":8198435,"authorDomain":"pennid"}
Okay, I thought of a topper: Lower than Sarah Palin's IQ!
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- 1 vote
{"commentId":8164601,"authorDomain":"barry-rutherford"}
Than a dead dingo's donga
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- 4 votes
#3 - Sat Jul 11, 2009 10:09 PM EDT{"commentId":8221244,"authorDomain":"darkdingo"}
my kelpie says she doesn't find that one amusing...
[snicker!]
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{"commentId":8164750,"authorDomain":"deemerc"}
Lower than an earth worms - ahem! LOL
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- 2 votes
#4 - Sat Jul 11, 2009 10:21 PM EDT{"commentId":8164804,"authorDomain":"maddad0467"}
...than a well digger's ass at the end of a long day.
...than whale crap.
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- 8 votes
#5 - Sat Jul 11, 2009 10:25 PM EDT{"commentId":8164854,"authorDomain":"VerbalBarb"}
My favorite description of the lowest of the low is "bottom feeding sludge crawler". I don't know if you can actually GET lower than that.
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- 3 votes
#6 - Sat Jul 11, 2009 10:29 PM EDT{"commentId":8170878,"authorDomain":"DSMcD"}
The only thing lower than a bottom feeding sludge crawler, is the bottom feeding sludge crawler's lawyer!
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- 5 votes
{"commentId":8189392,"authorDomain":"mysticfarm"}
LOL.HAAAAAAAAAAAA......that's a good one...made my morning coffee /blog hour for today.....although my dad always used the one about the 'well diggers ass'...but his dad was a coal miner and he substituted...'coal miner's ass'......
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- 2 votes
{"commentId":8165699,"authorDomain":"ScienceGuy"}
Lower than Satan's red scrotum. (yes, you're welcome for the visualization)
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- 6 votes
#7 - Sat Jul 11, 2009 11:44 PM EDT{"commentId":8189467,"authorDomain":"mysticfarm"}
good one..........
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{"commentId":8165819,"authorDomain":"pennytool"}
Lower than an earth worms I have heard that one lol and it's come back
ur lower than a rock in the bottom of a well at least a worm can crawl out .
and these funny thoughts .
lol, your lower than the floor guard on a chair leg .
your lower than the bottom of a half pint .
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- 3 votes
#8 - Sat Jul 11, 2009 11:53 PM EDT{"commentId":8166164,"authorDomain":"cookinmama"}
lower then scrudge
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- 2 votes
#9 - Sun Jul 12, 2009 12:23 AM EDT{"commentId":8166337,"authorDomain":"rustyautumn"}
Lower than a snake's belly in a wagon wheel rut.
Lower than whale s*#@ on the bottom of the ocean floor.
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- 1 vote
#10 - Sun Jul 12, 2009 12:41 AM EDT{"commentId":8166434,"authorDomain":"kj031056-1"}
lower than the Bush Administration?
Lower than the freepers saying Pres Obama daughter is ghetto?
Lower than the Conversative Christian morality?
or is that going too far?
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- 7 votes
#11 - Sun Jul 12, 2009 12:52 AM EDT{"commentId":8166738,"authorDomain":"Karri-M"}
lower than Palin's IQ?
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- 8 votes
{"commentId":8170132,"authorDomain":"VerbalBarb"}
LOL
And I stopped myself from mentioning a certain blond female pundit when I posted "bottom feeding sludge crawler", so as not to "politicize" the thread. ;0)
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{"commentId":8171883,"authorDomain":"Karri-M"}
so are you avoiding "lower than Coulter's integrity"? Or "lower than Coulter's estrogen"?
(Okay, I agree, let's not get too political, but as long is this is the only string of political comments, is that okay?)
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- 1 vote
{"commentId":8174928,"authorDomain":"cynthia-k-may"}
Lower than a pathetic liberal's attempt to turn everything into Bush or Palin commentary in an attempt to divert attention from a socialist president who does nothing but continue to make speeches?
Hmm...not to get political or anything.
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{"commentId":8176540,"authorDomain":"kj031056-1"}
Lower than ThiaM's opinion of President Obama?
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{"commentId":8176563,"authorDomain":"cynthia-k-may"}
LOL. :-) Good one. ;-þ
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{"commentId":8189506,"authorDomain":"mysticfarm"}
there has to be one in every crowd. yes that was to far for me, even if you are a good cook.....
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{"commentId":8166785,"authorDomain":"susibv"}
Lower than my dog scraping his butt across the livingroom floor!
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- 2 votes
#12 - Sun Jul 12, 2009 1:35 AM EDT{"commentId":8169434,"authorDomain":"pennytool"}
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeww!! , so picturesque. lmao
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- 1 vote
{"commentId":8171757,"authorDomain":"susibv"}
LOL!
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{"commentId":8198308,"authorDomain":"wordsperswade"}
{"commentId":8221255,"authorDomain":"darkdingo"}
Hey, Mom, check out Tobey's new trick!
Tobey, NO!
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- 2 votes
{"commentId":8166881,"authorDomain":"wharrison55"}
Lower than the i.q. of most of what I've seen of Newsvine since the MSNBC sewer opened.
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- 6 votes
#13 - Sun Jul 12, 2009 1:49 AM EDT{"commentId":8167209,"authorDomain":"ScienceGuy"}
Just had to go there eh?
How about lower than the stretch marks on Limbaugh's sagging belly.
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- 4 votes
{"commentId":8168017,"authorDomain":"velmadinkley"}
lower than most articles I have seen with absolutely no effort put into them.
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- 2 votes
{"commentId":8169445,"authorDomain":"dadyer"}
ScienceGuy says to Bill Harrison:
Just had to go there eh?
Why didn't you post the same response to #11 and #11.1? Harrison's statement wasn't partisan...however, #11 and #11.1 and your snide comment about Limbaugh are partisan!
Just can't help yourselves, can you?
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- 1 vote
{"commentId":8171907,"authorDomain":"Karri-M"}
Hey, one stretch of liberal comments, and one stretch of conservative comments. Turn about is fair play. I'm okay with it, if Words is.
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{"commentId":8167119,"authorDomain":"notsurprised"}
Lower than a pregnant ant.
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- 1 vote
#14 - Sun Jul 12, 2009 2:29 AM EDT{"commentId":8198316,"authorDomain":"wordsperswade"}
{"commentId":8167520,"authorDomain":"blaze1024"}
Lower then the pond scum known as the GOP.
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- 4 votes
#15 - Sun Jul 12, 2009 3:59 AM EDT{"commentId":8174943,"authorDomain":"cynthia-k-may"}
Don't you mean, "lower than the bond scum known as the DNC?" ;-)
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{"commentId":8167762,"authorDomain":"myriver"}
"Lower than a snake's belly in a wagon rut."
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- 2 votes
#16 - Sun Jul 12, 2009 5:36 AM EDT{"commentId":8167982,"authorDomain":"billandelsia"}
lower than a flea's scrotum
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- 1 vote
#17 - Sun Jul 12, 2009 7:09 AM EDT{"commentId":8168446,"authorDomain":"bswartzhall"}
Lower than a snake's belly. That's the only one I've ever heard before. Most of the others are so-o funny. I gotta remember them.
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- 1 vote
#18 - Sun Jul 12, 2009 8:55 AM EDT{"commentId":8168619,"authorDomain":"mooncrow"}
Lower than Hell's basement
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- 4 votes
#19 - Sun Jul 12, 2009 9:24 AM EDT{"commentId":8169089,"authorDomain":"shannoscubie"}
Heh, that's good. I was going to say: Lower than the Mariana Trench, but I think yours is beats it!
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- 1 vote
{"commentId":8176808,"authorDomain":"armstrongdebra21"}
Good one, MoonCrow! I'm adding that to my repertoire of snappy comebacks.
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- 1 vote
{"commentId":8169969,"authorDomain":"davinci-len"}
Lower than a "weasel" who works for the IRS!
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- 1 vote
#20 - Sun Jul 12, 2009 11:48 AM EDT{"commentId":8171163,"authorDomain":"beaumrtn"}
Lower than a snake in the grass, atleast the snake has no choice but to hide as the grass is taller then him, people try their best to hide things because there crooks.
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- 1 vote
#21 - Sun Jul 12, 2009 1:27 PM EDT{"commentId":8171623,"authorDomain":"shub"}
Lower than... a hobo's armpits.
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- 1 vote
#22 - Sun Jul 12, 2009 2:04 PM EDT{"commentId":8177545,"authorDomain":"adklugherz"}
Lower than an underage panama boy when Rush Limbaugh's in town.
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- 1 vote
#23 - Sun Jul 12, 2009 9:27 PM EDT{"commentId":8189618,"authorDomain":"mysticfarm"}
"did you say that was you'????
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{"commentId":8185353,"authorDomain":"icegal"}
My grandma used to say "lower than a politician, because they are the best snake-oil salesmen in the world".
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- 1 vote
#24 - Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:51 AM EDT{"commentId":8191223,"authorDomain":"DSMcD"}
Lower than 5 degrees below zero, on the Kelvin scale!
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- 1 vote
#25 - Mon Jul 13, 2009 4:17 PM EDT{"canLink":false,"threadId":"624660","isPrivate":false}
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